Whats the difference?

Hey all, can we just be honest for a second? there are literally a million + one other photographers out there. They all say they capture the real moments, the genuine feelings, so what's the difference between me and them? How can I make your experience better?? I GOT YOU! I have you through all your special moments, not just to be there, but to be part of the experience, I am going to become a part of your life. I will watch you graduate, fall in love, get married, have kids, and watch your kids grow up. I will become a part of your family and life, and that will make it so i really can capture not only the real genuine moments, but the perfect moments that you want to cherish forever. Also, lets face it, I'll cry at your wedding, dance like a fool to make your kids laugh, be part of the party, all while making sure you have the perfect day, and things go smoothly for you at every occasion. (I will yell at hospital nurses if i have to.)  I GOT YOU! I will get to know you, have your back, and make it so you get a one of a kind experience every single time. Last fact, we are going to have so much freaking fun together, so LETS GET STARTED!!